8 STEAK

Perhaps elephant steak?

After a long day driving and taking many photos, a delicious meal would be most welcome!
Me “Could I have a steak please”
Her “How big?”
Me “Errrr.. so big … what do you mean : how big?”
Her “What weight : 200g, 250g, or 350g? Or maybe mansize?”
Me “Gee, I guess , so big … how much would that weigh?”
Her “That would depend on how it’s been grilled”
Me “Huh? Whaddaya mean … how?”
Her “Welldone, medium rare, rare …”
Me “O, okay let’s say medium rare”
Her “Sorry, if it’s medium rare it’ll have to be so big”
Me “But I want my steak to be SO big” (relevant gestures)
Her “Madam, then it’ll be 250g medium rare”
Me “Ah eventually I’m going to get some food to eat!”
Her “Oh Ma’am, we have a selection of ostrich steaks, buffalo steaks,
kudu steaks, beef steaks”
Me “I’m so tired of choosing … I’ll settle for a hamburger please”
Her “What would you prefer : double beef patty, chicken patty, mansize
patty or regular patty"
Me “Never mind! Please give me some fish and chips”
Her “How would you like your fish prepared : battered (I wonder who
battered the poor fish), pan fried or grilled …… or ……………”
Me `”Never mind, PLEASE give me a sandwich”
Her “Ma’am, would you prefer cheese …………………………….”

Eeeeeeeek!